Things to do in Delhi when you’re dead
My trip to India ended with a horrific 16 hour drive from Dharamshala back to Delhi, and me sticking my arm up to the elbow into a Dhaba squat toilet to retrieve my dropped iPhone. Several days and a bag of rice later, the phone miraculously seemed to work in every way, but I got a new one because, well, once a toilet phone, always a toilet phone. It had other people’s poop on it when I pulled it out. India!



